Hell is for Sale! Property / Business - 4025 Patterson Lk
Hell is for Sale! Property / Business Opportunity in Pinckney
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Property Description:
Exceptional opportunity to acquire a ±7.21-acre multi-parcel assemblage along Patterson Lake Road in Pinckney, Michigan, including four parcels, two buildings totaling ±3,644 square feet, and the established HellMi LLC business. The offering features a ±2,000 SF vacant restaurant building at 4025 Patterson Lake Road, a ±1,644 SF active retail building at 4045 Patterson Lake Road, and additional land at 4063 and 0 Patterson Lake Road, providing a flexible mix of existing improvements and future development potential. Zoned C-1 (Local Commercial) with an additional RR-zoned parcel, the property supports a variety of commercial, recreational, or mixed-use concepts.
Business Description:
The HellMI LLC business has been profitable for many years, with over $327,000 in gross income in 2024. This is an extremely creative and multifaceted business with literally ten different mini-income sources accomplished on-site, including:
Screams Ice Cream shop / Store with T-shirts and fun Hell souvenirs / Locks of Love / Hell’s Chapel of Love / Damnation University / HellMi Post Office / Mayor of Hell award.
Investment highlights
- ±7.21-acre assemblage across four parcels
- Includes HellMi LLC business, financial proforma available upon request
- Two buildings:
- 2,000 SF former restaurant building
- 1,644 SF active retail/business building
- C-1(Local Commercial), RR(Rural Residential) zoning (Putnam Twp)
- Destination location in Hell, Michigan
- Surrounded by lakes, parks, and trails
- Turnkey Novelty Retail Destination & Established Michigan Tourist-Favorite, with Strong Branding & Customer Loyalty
- Includes HellMi LLC business, financial proforma available upon request
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